Snakes on the Epstein Plane

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The Epstein plane got snakes on it. Beer googles gets put to the scientific test. The Star Wars franchise has been taken over by someone who isn’t a finger sniffer? Trump hired a guy and his research found that the election was not stolen. Is that gonna stop Trump from saying it was? You know this is a no, baby! Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Kimmel got beef! Claudine Gay has resigned for plagiarism or was she shot with a conservative weapon? Yes, it’s 2024 and everyone is starting it with realness; just ask Katy Williams! The black fear of dresses only rivals their fear of squirrels! Vamanos! Bonus episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni do stand up live in your town: Ticket links on yannispappascomedy.com Join our highlights page for highlight clips from the episodes: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:17.9	Welcome to the honest path this hour with breaking news Jane or John Doe 107 has yet to be named as the country is gripped in anticipation to find out who the associate of Jeffrey Epstein was. Nothing has brought us together more than trying to find out who was on that plane.
0:25.0	It turns out John Doe 107 is snakes on the plane.
0:30.0	Cat Williams is crazy. We'll get into it. Beer goggles supposedly scientifically don't add up.
0:41.6	Okay? They're saying they did a study on beer goggles and beer goggles are not a scientific thing.
0:49.0	They have some hypotheses on maybe what could make you want to bang fat chicks.
0:54.8	But it ain't, it ain't Budweiser.
0:56.6	Speaking of chicks who were unattractive,
0:59.4	the Star Wars franchise has been handed off to one,
1:02.4	who happens to be Pakistani, a feminist, and an activist.
1:07.2	She's taken over the Star Wars franchise.
1:10.4	This worked great for Bud Light when they had a chick takeover because that is the demographic of Star Wars
1:18.4	Feminist chick activists that is who tunes in to find out what's going on with Jar Jar Binks and whatever other
1:27.6	finger sniffer characters are up on your wall.
1:31.9	She don't look like a finger sniffer to me. Why not just get
1:35.2	finger sniffers? This is a finger sniffer franchise. She should have been doing the
1:41.0	Ellen documentary franchise. She should have been doing the Ellen documentary franchise.
1:43.5	She should have been doing the Megan Rapanipu True Biopic that will come to you very soon on
1:48.7	HBO Max without a doubt I'm predicting it.
1:51.8	We're just starting 2024. So Megan Rapa poo I can't ever pronounce that name and I never want to learn it I don't care enough
1:59.1	reg megan reputepu regen boring haircut look Megan Reputipoo, Reagan-Boring Haircut Look,
2:04.0	Megan tedious haircut look, Megan tedious
2:05.9	haircut look, Megan, Tedious Conversation,
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