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And I'm Allison.

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You know, every week I think, well, surely, I can't possibly hit another level of postmodern. It's almost like the surrealism gets

between you and reality. Every day you're like, no. And it's not always what you think.

Because I feel like for this week, again, Trump is still in a fight with a pope. Whatever you're

listening to this, he may still be, or we're back to trying to get Greenland or maybe we've invaded Cuba.

It doesn't fucking matter. Every fucking week is like this. Every day, all day. And also I do have to read it for work. So I feel like for me it was, it wasn't even the Pope stuff. But the stuff where we were basically saying Trump is the second coming of Jesus, it's only April. I know. He's still president for several more years. He's already Jesus. It's mid-April 26. He can't be Jesus. What's the plan? We're already here and he's the second time of Jesus. Okay. So this is the week where Hungary voted out Victor Orban and everyone's really happy. And basically it's like now we could like repair our relationship with the EU and like do all this stuff and like have diplomacy. And it's like that's what's going to have to be is eventually he will die. And I'm sorry, J.D. Vance. He doesn't have the juice. And this turn against Catholicism. That's because like at the end of the day like all these, it's all Peter Peter Teal who like, he also's like, I'm Christian. It's like, you're the fucking devil. No, you're the anti-Christ. Not us. Christianity and all, every religion has been trying to describe you. It doesn't mean that you're supernatural. It means someone will emerge whose ideas are so fucking warped that he will he or she or they will be the devil and

here we have a great example and so it's like what jaddy it's turning into catholic church just like

okay well then you're not going to be president because whatever you were banking on by converting

which by the way it was obviously a cynical political move you're squandering it because you're

still listening to the fucking Emperor Palpatine.

Like, and also whatever.

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