Snake Eyes vs Ninjak
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2021
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
The greatest ninja in all of GIJoe goes face to face with the greatest ninja in Valiant Comics!
Will the Silent Assassin Snake Eyes (Repped by Ray) use his speed and instinct to win the day or will the Valiant Ninjak (Repped by James) have the gadgets and gear to lock this one in? It's still the Summer of Apex Legends as Respawn Head Writer Manny Hagopian tries to sort out 2 of the greatest ninjas of all time!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Remember crying when Optimus Prime died for the days when every series had a ham-fisted |
| 0:05.9 | anti-drug episode or when you wrote fan fiction about how the animaniac were so hot in |
| 0:09.9 | that water tower so they took off all their clothes and they started no no different |
| 0:13.5 | podcast this one is knowing is half the podcast a show devoted to the best and worst animated |
| 0:18.3 | memories of your childhood every week where you cap a cartoon from the past to see if |
| 0:21.5 | they're as good as you remember they're not what are you talking about they're great |
| 0:24.5 | you're both wrong none of them get good until they're in a water tower no and knowing |
| 0:28.4 | is half the podcast |
| 0:29.4 | in the dead of night an explosion rips through the darkness nobody around knew that |
| 0:41.4 | the nearby ancient European castle was a secret cobra base but its overnight destruction |
| 0:47.9 | is going to be on the news tomorrow flying from the scene on a stolen cobra fang the |
| 0:55.1 | silent ninja snake eyes makes his way to home base with the stolen cobra vials he was |
| 1:01.1 | after it is then that snake eyes feels his aircraft tilt slightly looking over his shoulder |
| 1:08.2 | he sees that very small drones have shorted out the engine of the fang causing it to land |
| 1:13.5 | more quickly than desired surviving the crash snake eyes is greeted by a shadowy form glinting |
| 1:20.3 | his eyes he sees the valiant ninja ninja making his arrival ninja once the cobra files |
| 1:28.3 | and snake eyes knows that just can't happen if two ninjas fight in the woods and don't |
| 1:34.9 | make a sound does a tree fall we're about to find out it's g.i.jö versus mi6 it's |
| 1:44.2 | the man in black versus special k it's snake eyes versus ninja today on who would win |
| 1:56.6 | and welcome to another episode of who would win a show that completely ignores anything |
| 2:00.7 | important happening the world and instead focuses on a fictional battle between two characters |
| 2:04.5 | from the world to comic book sci-fi and fantasy I'm your host James gavsey and as always |
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