Snails (Ft. Joel Duscher)

Shut up a Second

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	Sand's Pants Radio.
0:01.5	Australia's most family-friendly podcast network.
0:07.0	Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:10.2	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:11.3	I'm not.
0:11.9	I'm Adam.
0:13.3	And today's topic is snyle.
0:16.0	Snile!
0:16.5	Snile! Snale Snale.
0:27.3	I learned a bad snail.
0:29.6	I'd love to hear this bad snail.
0:32.2	I learned a bad snail.
0:34.2	I learned a bad snail. I wandered lonely as a snail.
0:36.3	So, so here am I.
0:38.0	So I was at the beach yesterday.
0:38.5	Great.
0:38.9	Flex.
0:42.3	Flex and myself.
0:48.2	The, um, so you know how there are those little jelly, they're like the little things that are just like, oh, wow.
0:49.7	The, the jelly, they look like sausages made of jelly on the beach.
0:54.1	Do you mean like shark eggs? No. There are so many types of jelly that you can find on the beach. It's just like a little sausage of jelly at the beach, a really thick sausage. Is it always sausage shaped? Is it clear? Yeah. Is it like a jellyfish? But it's like a little sausage shape. I think I know what you're talking about.
1:11.0	But the thing I know that I'm pretty sure you're talking about does not have to come in a sausage shape. The one, I think, I think I know what you mean. It's like a kind of jellyfish. It's just not clear blobbies. It looks like, yes. Yeah. They're snail egg sacks. What? Yeah. So if you pick them up and look at them really closely, they've got all these tiny dots in them and those are snail eggs.
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