Snail with Adam Carnevale

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.
0:05.4	Home of comedy, culture, adventures and ghosts.
0:11.0	Hey everybody, welcome to another exciting episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:15.4	My name's Hayden.
0:16.5	Cass is here too.
0:17.5	Hi, Cass.
0:18.4	Hi, Hayden.
0:20.9	This is natural and fun. We have a natural back and Cass. Hi, Hayden. This is natural and fun.
0:22.7	We have a natural back and forth.
0:25.4	That's good.
0:27.1	Oh, boy.
0:29.2	And today we're joined by Adam.
0:31.9	Hello.
0:32.6	It's nice to be here.
0:34.1	It's lovely to have you.
0:35.6	I hope there's the old adage that every episode is someone's first episode, and what a first episode it is.
0:43.2	It's also someone's last episode, probably, and I understand why.
0:48.5	And today we're talking snail.
0:50.6	Yeah. snail I think we're too far away
1:02.8	Do you snails make that noise?
1:04.0	Yeah, I was going to say, I think maybe they would if you were closer.
1:06.5	On Wikipedia, their noises are listed as munch and crunch. What? I want to hear them eating. What munch and crunch? They eat crunch and crunch. Lettuce. They eat crunchy food. Grass. Do the snails eat grass? I have no idea. They eat leaves. They'll eat your leaves. They eat your plants. Why wouldn't they eat grass? And they eat your letters as well. Yeah. Oh, God. Adam. They love crunchy food. Me and you live together. Yeah. And the people didn't know. And my word does our letterbox have so many goddamn snails. Yeah, they love it. I tried everything. I've tried crushing up eggshells and putting them in. They don't care. I've tried putting in a whole bunch of rubber bands. apparently they don't like that. Tip salt water in it so that when it dries out, it's lined with salt.
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