SNACKS!: Michael Ian Black Hates Ketchup—But Loves Anchovies On Toast
Mike and Tom Eat Snacks
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4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have I Got News for Your Ears, the spinoff of the hit CNN television program. |
| 0:07.6 | Have I Got News for You? |
| 0:09.1 | I am your host, Michael Ian Black. |
| 0:11.7 | We are expanding the Have I Got News for You cinematic universe because the news doesn't stop. |
| 0:18.5 | It just keeps newsing. |
| 0:20.1 | And so we're trying to get this stupid podcast up for your listening enjoyment. |
| 0:25.6 | Each week I will discuss the latest news and chat with great guests. |
| 0:28.9 | And Havagai News for Your Ears releases new episodes every Wednesday, wherever you find your podcasts. |
| 0:34.4 | And also, maybe the places you don't. |
| 0:37.8 | Welcome to Snacks, the podcast where we talk to your favorite stars about their craziest food |
| 0:43.0 | obsessions. Our guest today is Michael Ian Black, one of the funniest, driest, and most sarcastic |
| 0:50.7 | food lovers out there. You'll also know him as the star of Wet Hot American Summer, |
| 0:55.8 | the state, and his new CNN show, |
| 0:59.0 | Have I Got News for You? |
| 1:00.6 | Where he and Amber Ruffin and Roy Wood Jr. |
| 1:03.6 | Talk about today's craziest news. |
| 1:06.4 | We can't wait to get into what gets him going in the kitchen. |
| 1:13.6 | We'll be right back after this. Do they make you try the soup drops, the progressive soup drops? |
| 1:16.6 | They didn't make me, they offered, and I foolishly accepted. |
| 1:20.6 | And? |
| 1:21.6 | That's among the worst things I've ever put in my mouth. |
| 1:24.6 | And I put some atrocious things in my mouth. |
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