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What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Do about poof, top, twoap-to-doodoo.

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It was whispery.

It would, look, I didn't mind it.

I feel like you chickened out of what you really wanted to do.

So here's what I wanted to do.

Okay.

What I wanted to... Okay.

Action.

I can't do it.

I just found out I can't do it.

So here, welcome in Spilmore.

Five, six, seven.

And we go.

We are drafting today the catchiest songs.

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