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The Commercial Break

Smothered, Covered & Over-Mothered!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Niko the Ghost Dog is declining in health but increasing in smell! Bryan wonders if Niko has already moved on and is trolling the house as an apparition? Bryan and his mom-in-law have a mutually beneficial relationship. He barely understands her and she can't understand him. She is in town and they share a laugh at their good fortune...Finally, TCB fan Pete writes in to Uncle Bryan with a cautionary tale for the ages! He has a nightmare mom-in-law story that won't soon be forgotten. You will NOT believe how it ends.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Please meet Misty. Misty says she's heard rumors and she wants to find out the truth. Misty tell us about those rumors

0:06.4

Do I have heard rumors that my boyfriend has slept with my mother?

0:16.6

So naturally you would call the Jerry Springer show

0:19.1

On this episode of the commercial break

0:33.4

Just a little backpacking through the cocaine fields

0:39.4

I'm gonna go start a revolution

0:41.9

I got with the rebels for a little while

0:44.0

You know how we do I'm gonna get those IG pictures to show the congregation

0:47.5

You know I'm saying look it's angel falls look it's me kiddap

0:52.7

He even told me about one night when the mother locked him out of a vacation home

0:57.0

They had rented and told me he had gone off with another woman

1:01.6

Fucked up man. It's yes a little much. Okay, ready

1:05.4

I chalked this up to my over to my over dramatic friend and her over protective mother

1:09.8

My friend was not exactly Prince Charming as a matter of fact he was the campus Molly dealer and he looked the part

1:17.5

He had to go pack up he didn't have a car. I'm sure dad's not letting me use the car anymore

1:22.5

So he's probably I just imagine him standing outside this like palatial estate with his bag

1:28.0

And waiting for an Uber

1:30.9

And everybody else was sitting on the porch smoking cigarettes like well good ridden's the old garbage

1:36.8

The next episode of the commercial break starts now

1:47.8

Yeah, look back to another episode of the commercial break I'm Brian green

1:50.8

This is the director of artistic services

1:53.1

Kristen Joy, holy bestie you crazy you Brian

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