sMothered 0501: "Ponies, Parties and Pageants, Oh My"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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t's the new season y'all--- this is a treat as you get our first episode for free. Kathy wants a funeral birthday party, worrying Cristina that something's wrong. Eva gives Sunnie a treatment "down there." Gabriella wants to follow in Catherine's footsteps and take home the crown. Mary and Brittani are back and closer than ever. ---- Give the 🎁Gift of Gays ☃️ this Holiday season! You can gift a 3 month, 6 month or an annual subscription (all tiers are available). to the Sissy in your life with Supercast! https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/gifts/new WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/ or Apple Subscriptions https://linktr.ee/RealityGays Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:20.0	Hello it's William and Jordan here from Help I Sexted my boss.
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0:46.8	ends on the 22nd of December 2023. And the I've been showering with you since I don't know where it's totally natural the mother's love
1:13.0	I tell you all the time you're my only friend
1:17.0	And I really love your lasagna
1:20.0	Look at me now
1:22.0	Will I ever learn?
1:23.6	I don't know how, but when you suddenly lick my face,
1:28.9	You run away and I start to chase. Yes, it's strange I want to sit in your baths.
1:36.0	Yes, it's strange that you're a sociopath.
1:40.0	Whoa, mama me ma here we go again date night for three no it doesn't suck mamma mia
1:49.6	I was low again thank you for paying for my tummy tuck. Yes, from that Rose
1:56.3	Kallonic and that commercial for Sonic. Mom mom mom I'll never let you go.
2:05.0	Mama me, I'll never let you go.
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