Smooth Jazz

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about Friday, his uncles, and fun conspiracies. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Check out these Instagram accounts: LA in a Minute - https://www.instagram.com/lainaminute/ Humanity Enlightened - https://www.instagram.com/humanityenlightened/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello,
0:02.0	Get back
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have all over 6-0 in progress
0:08.0	of most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 225 and appears what shit is today.
0:12.0	Get back here. Hello everybody. Welcome to community service with me your boy Craig P. Conan, the working man.
0:28.3	The people's choice. That's what I have. Yeah, you got to have a thing. Maybe that's fun. That's fun.
0:34.4	I'm plugging my dates, baby. Come to a show, baby. You want to get weird?
0:38.1	You like weird stories and fun jokes.
0:40.8	Come, I'm your guy.
0:41.8	I got hoodies for sale after the show.
0:44.0	Where are we at next?
0:44.9	Phoenix.
0:45.5	I'm coming back, baby.
0:47.5	Phoenix, October 20th through the 23rd, followed by Reno, Nevada, DeMoy, Iowa, Calgary, Canada, Grand
0:53.9	Rapids, Michigan, and Burbank.
0:56.4	Tickets at crayconet.com. Look how professional I was on that one.
1:00.4	Humdinger. Winner, winner chicken dinner. Hey, um, I love you guys. You've been showing up to my shows.
1:07.8	I see you there. That's what's up spread the word you know i sell some tickets
1:12.5	we ain't selling out yet but we will we will be keyword yet sorry i got a hair i got heckled you see that
1:19.0	i said there's a hair squirrel ha um tune in we keep it mellow we keep it peaceful oh i need to get my nails
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