Smooth As Your Morning Patter
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | This is Ed McMahon, and now he is Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, I'm from Studio C. |
| 0:55.0 | See, senior? |
| 0:56.0 | A dimly-let room deep within the bowels of the Nini of the Pizza in the Santa Maria. |
| 1:02.0 | And today we're under the tutelage of our general manager. |
| 1:05.0 | Christopher Columbus, who discovered America. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, God. |
| 1:09.0 | You do that just to poke me. |
| 1:11.0 | Yes, you do that. |
| 1:13.0 | Just to poke me. |
| 1:14.0 | And the joy it brings all of us. |
| 1:16.0 | And America's stupidest holiday. |
| 1:18.0 | Oh, please. |
| 1:19.0 | It may be the world's stupidest holiday. |
| 1:21.0 | And I'm not a, it should be Indigenous People's Day guy. |
| 1:25.0 | I'm a, it should be called Monday. |
| 1:27.0 | Get to work. |
| 1:28.0 | It should be kind of work day. |
| 1:30.0 | It should just be a regular day for everybody. |
| 1:32.0 | But it's a day where people with regular jobs pay government people to have the day off. |
| 1:38.0 | That's what a lot of these holidays are. |
| 1:40.0 | You're going to work to pay for government people to get an extra day off. |
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