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Ologies with Alie Ward

Smologies #33: SCORPIONS with Lauren Esposito

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.923.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Scorpions: the victims of undue shade. A handful of people on planet Earth have a PhD in scorpions and Dr. Lauren Esposito is one of them. She spills the beans on how venom works, what's up with the blacklight glow effect, how dangerous they *really* are, what all the movies get wrong, the best names for scorpions, where she's traveled to look under rocks, where a scorpion's butt is, if scorpions dance (SPOILER: YES), what good mothers they are, and how big they used to be millions of years ago. Get this one in your ears right away.

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0:00.0

Oh, hey, it's a lady in front of you in the check out with 26 items.

0:04.1

Who doesn't realize she's in the express lane?

0:06.3

It is fully oblivious to your glares, alley ward.

0:09.4

So hi, this is an episode of Smologies, which we've made classroom safe so you can listen with your

0:15.2

little ones.

0:16.2

So the full episodes are obviously a little more spicier, more in detail, but Smologies are safe to listen to around anyone so I hope you enjoy this

0:25.4

if you're looking for the full length version it's linked in the show notes

0:28.6

okay scorpiology yes this is a real ology it's a subset of arachnology, arachnids.

0:35.0

And Scorpion comes from the Greek. Are you ready for this?

0:39.0

For Scorpion.

0:41.0

Okay, that is not something that made me say, oh my God.

0:44.0

All right, we cover myths about scorpions, what big pinchers mean, some movie magic.

0:49.3

How lethal are these critters?

0:51.3

glow in the dark magic and also where is their but

0:54.4

so bust out your black light keep your ears on alert for STEM advocate science

0:58.9

communicator researcher expedition leader and curator at the California Academy of Sciences,

1:05.0

Scorpiologist, Dr. Lauren Esposito. Spolies.

1:13.0

Gies.

1:15.0

Gies.

1:17.0

Gologies. Okay, so you are, I looked this up. You're an arachnologist.

1:26.0

You're an arachnologist, but I saw that there is a subset that is scorpiology there is

1:35.0

Scorpioology. So I'm a school I'm technically speaking a scorpiologist. No at what point when you were studying them did you say

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