Oh, hey, it's that bottle of mustard.

You don't even remember buying,

but you've moved with twice now.

Alleyward.

Oh, we're walking into Spiderwebs for smallages.

Here's the deal.

Smallages are shorter,

edited to be kid friendly and classroom safe versions

of our original episodes.

So if you're not with kids,

you can go ahead and have the full version.

It's linked in the show notes,

but hey, if you're looking for something shorter

and less swearier,

you've come to the right place.

Okay, here we go, Spiderwebs.

Okay, I just wanna say if you're listening,

you're not a huge fan of spiders.

I wanna tell you that you're brave,

I'm proud of you.

And spoiler alert, this is not scary at all.

We barely even talk about spiders themselves,

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