Oh hi, it's your old dad here, saving you some pancakes, even though you sleep until 11 a.m.

Alliward.

And this is an episode of Smallages.

If you're like, what is that?

These are shorter classroom-friendly, kid-safe episodes.

So if you're looking for the full Shabang with more information and probably me swearing

a little bit like a trucker, we've linked that in the show notes.

There's the full episode linked, but this is a shorter one.

You can listen as you carpool with your classroom or with my grandmother if she were around speaking

of aging.

So this is an episode that is probably the least silly one that we've ever done, but stick

around to the end because it ends with a twist that's very funny.

So enjoy that.

And if you want more Smallages episodes, if you go to Alliward.com slash Smallages, we

have dozens up that are all shorter, kid-friendly, if that's what you're looking for.

And again, we've linked that in the show notes along with the original full length episode

that is not kid-safe.

Okay.

Aging.

Why?

How?

Let's get into it.

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