Oh, hey, it's your old pop dad,

flippin' pancakes in a flannel robe, it's Alliward.

We're back with another episode of Smaller Gs.

What is Smaller Gs?

I'm so glad they got asked.

So we took full Alligies episodes,

and then we sliced and diced them up

to make these bite-sized classroom-friendly

edits of our deep-dive classics.

So we're about to fill your plates

with a bunch of food facts this episode.

But first, let's feast on this.

My thank yous.

Thank you to everyone supporting on Patreon

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