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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Smoking in the Library Minisode

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about protesting to allow smoking in the library in college and eating the top off a baguette at the store!

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0:00.0

This is Justin from The Generation Y, and we're doing a four-part series

0:03.7

on rambling the story of Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack

0:08.7

and held at Rikers Island for three years without trial. This story is about a young life caught

0:14.4

in the middle of the justice system. Listen to Generation Y on Amazon Music or wherever you get your

0:19.2

podcast.

0:47.1

Guys, guys, non-binary pals welcome to a mini-soed episode. I guess you just say mini-soed.

0:54.2

Welcome to a mini-soed of bananas. I am Kurt Brown or I am Scotty Landis. It is a freezing cold

1:02.4

65 degrees in Los Angeles. Everybody is wearing snow coats, including Kurt. I do have like,

1:09.5

that is snow coat. It is a puffy jacket though. I have a puffy jacket out because I'm in my garage.

1:15.6

It's probably 58 degrees in my garage. No, it is chilly for LA and the city is so bizarre and

1:21.8

weird. Last night I was driving back to my house and I was just passing so many people walking

1:26.2

on the sidewalk in full like jackets, like an Iraq hooded, like as if there aren't people that live

1:34.0

in 30 degrees or less year round. But out here you're like, oh man, this just isn't going to cut

1:41.3

the mustard. It really is. There's a man that there's a there's a meme account that I don't

1:46.4

know who runs it. It's called Americana at brand meme Americana. That's so funny. It's a mall and

1:51.7

Glendale and it always makes it's like LA. LA when it gets 70 degrees and then you just see a guy

2:00.3

with a like a full beanie on like all the way down over his ears. Yeah. People lose their marbles

2:09.0

over it, but it's fine. It also it makes it's like our fall. This is the closest we get to a

2:13.9

fall is just a it's not 80 degrees every day, but it does make me and this morning I woke up and

2:19.8

the bedroom was cold and I was like, I want to go skiing. I want to go snowboarding. Like, so I

2:25.2

think this year I'm going to do it. I don't know if you guys want to take olive on her first time or

2:29.6

a love to. I would love to. But either big I guess big bear would probably be the easiest.

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