Oh, shucks and f**k it's you again. Sorry. Okay, I was just listening to all of the

scott that has ever existed before my Spotify subscription ends. You know, you're powerful

boss tones, a command telling you to catch a large fish, a finger of gold, your skulls

glowing and voodoo, some victims of choking, and Jake but not as much as. Not to mention

all your scatalities and scarmy's of darkness, probably one called scoss skank redemption,

also Ramstein, but that's just for going to the bathroom music. The point is, I'm canceling

Spotify. Got another 60 or so minutes left in my subscription, so I am really cramming

it in. And I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, Cody, you tiger of a man you,

is this because of the whole Joe Rogan thing. It is, after all, the only news happening

right now in the entire world, so I understand why you would think that. Only get this, Rudy,

is between you and me. This isn't an episode about Joe Rogan. And that's just, that's

great news for everybody, except for music artists.

Sputify, suit riot. That's right. In case that brilliant title and all of my sickest

hell music reps didn't tip you off, plus the fact that I pretty much just told you,

this episode is about Spotify, the popular music streaming platform, and why it sucks,

and is bad, and should be deleted from your sundry electronic devices as soon as possible.

If you want, I'm not your boss, I'm just reading stuff out loud, but there's a lot of

stuff happening in the world right now that we don't have much control over. But at least

we can tell a single corporation to eat our behinds. Not for all the Rogan stuff, although

we should probably start there. If you weren't aware, Spotify has come under fire recently

for its lucrative relationship with Swollen, Provocatour, and comedian Joe Rogan. In addition

to looking like a beast thing, somehow became an entire human man, also please don't

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