SMN: We Just Love Ignoring Disasters Until They Happen

Some More News

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🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Hi. In today's episode, we belatedly celebrate love in order to avoid a disaster that already happened. It's a bridge-collapsingly romantic Valentine's Day Climate Catastrophe Special! Support SOME MORE NEWS: http://www.patreon.com/SomeMoreNews We now have a MERCH STORE! Check it out here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/somemorenews Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ebqegozpFt9hY2WJ7TDiA?si=5keGjCe5SxejFN1XkQlZ3w&dl_branch=1 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/show/even-more-news Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/somemorenews Don't sleep on savings. Brooklinen's Presidents' Day Sale is right around the corner. Listening after the sale? You can still get the deals of your dreams at http://www.Brooklinen.com with promo code MORENEWS! Secure your online data TODAY by visiting http://expressvpn.com/somenews. That's http://expressvpn.com/somenews and you can get an extra three months FREE. You can get 15% off your Raycon order at http://BUYRAYCON.com/somenews. That's http://BUYRAYCON.com/somenews to save 15% on Raycons. Athletic Greens is going to give you an immune supporting FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase if you visit http://athleticgreens.com/morenews today. Executive Producer - Katy Stoll (@KatyStoll). Written by Ella Yurman (@ElYurman), Katie Goldin (@KatieGoldin), Lon Harris (@Lons), and Tom Reimann (@startthemachine). Directed by Will Gordh (@will_gordh). Edited by Gregg Meller. Graphics by F. Clint DeNisco. Head Writer - David Christopher Bell. Producer - Nick Mundy. Researcher - Marco Siler-Gonzales (@mijo_marco). Associate Producer - Quincy Tucker (@LTP313). Follow us on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/SomeMoreNews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/SomeMoreNews/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SomeMoreNews/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@somemorenewsSupport the show!: http://patreon.com.com/somemorenewsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	I don't really care, man. I will pay you 50 extra dollars if you can get them here today, please.
0:10.2	Take the bus or something, okay, thank you.
0:13.1	Hi, sorry everyone. It's kind of been a full day for me. It turns out there's a holiday specifically for celebrating romantic partners.
0:20.3	And that day was a few days ago and some just, I'm just kind of panicking here.
0:24.6	You know, trying to get some last minute romantic gifts delivered.
0:27.3	Sort of been in the old doghouse ever since I invoked interdimensional and puppet characters with no boundary issues.
0:33.0	So I'm trying to plan a nice, quite evening with me and my significant other budpan.
0:37.2	I did drop the ball.
0:40.0	One of those popcorn balls in the shower this morning and clogged the drain.
0:43.4	So that didn't win me any points. Also, in all my running around, I kind of
0:48.5	sort of didn't have time to put together an episode, but I will handle it.
0:52.2	All right, you know how hard is it to whip up some news?
0:55.4	You know, we got okay, all right, focus. Focus. Gotta do the news. Gotta do it.
0:59.0	We're gonna do it and everyone's counting on you.
1:01.2	We got too much news. We can do it. We're not too much news.
1:04.2	We'll get the, we'll get the, we'll get the news out here and we could do this is all fart news.
1:10.0	This news sucks. Here's some fart news. Got a bunch of fart papers.
1:15.0	All right, I got time. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna make the news better.
1:18.1	I'm gonna make the news better. We'll make the fart news better.
1:21.0	All right, well, well, sexy up the news. Fuckable news. News. You can fuck.
1:26.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that works.
1:30.9	Sexy news.
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