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🗓️ 13 March 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Negative $50? |
0:04.0 | But I need scratch tickets today! |
0:07.0 | How else am I going to buy more scratch tickets? |
0:09.0 | All right, think, think, think, think. |
0:10.0 | How can I make money fast? |
0:12.0 | All right? |
0:13.0 | Young-ish, you got some decent knees on a good day, |
0:16.0 | you got the camera on, and you're filming a show as we speak. |
0:18.6 | You have zero empathy, maybe some kind of a murder thing. |
0:21.7 | You know, there's got to be a country where murder is legal but |
0:24.1 | crap I do have empathy damn I keep forgetting that for some reason okay come on brain |
0:29.0 | all right juice me juice me hard juice me up brain! I got it! I use this camera that's on to make a video since we're |
0:37.4 | already doing that. A video you can't resist, something with |
0:45.0 | news and sex and sex, lots of sex, slops of sex. |
0:48.0 | You know what, baby. |
0:50.0 | You know what, baby. In to the Ben Shapiro verse, part one, The Barbie Wars. |
0:57.0 | Episode 4, Redemption of the Dragon Sphere 2. 4. |
1:07.0 | Heck yes! It's been too long, Ben. |
1:12.0 | Time for some low-hanging fruit, |
1:13.8 | the tastiest of fruits, like succulent elder testicles |
1:17.9 | unfurling from the loose leg sleeve of a gym short they are. |
1:22.2 | Gross. But also profitable. We'll even make it two parts long, like that |
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