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🗓️ 19 July 2023
⏱️ 46 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up news perverts yeah you love to watch me do the news in front of you don't you and of |
0:10.7 | course my news proves you hate it when I read the news in front of you don't you here's some news |
0:17.8 | it's summer I at least in this hemisphere don't mean to hemisphere shame you I apologize and |
0:23.3 | promise to do better any who summer is when at least a third of Americans cram their personalized |
0:28.8 | body coverings into bags and cram those bags into boxes and bring that box somewhere that isn't |
0:34.5 | the box they usually live in often a random person's box we love it we love traveling how can we |
0:41.5 | not we're bombarded with vacation advertisements and movies that push us to wanderlust someplace new |
0:48.2 | perhaps we'll have an emotional affair with Bill Murray or Kidnapp and impregnate a woman with |
0:53.4 | a memory disorder oh or maybe we'll get hostile that'd be fun getting hostile we probably deserve |
1:01.6 | to get hostile a little bit we are after all a statistically white character who either gets |
1:07.2 | magical help or is hunted and killed by the locals movies movies are fun we love them we love |
1:13.6 | them like we love traveling and watching me do the news and we love going to the places we see |
1:20.1 | in movies you like them lords of the rings there's a tourist company that sticks you right in |
1:25.6 | them rings right in those rings or maybe you want to get real freaky on the same island is |
1:30.6 | Leonardo DiCaprio's film The Beach you know how all the kids and adults love and talk about the film |
1:37.2 | The Beach well just hop on the tourist boats that ferry you to that exact beach off the coast of |
1:43.6 | Thailand or let's say you're an overachieving millionaire who saw 2015's Everest and want to conquer |
1:50.3 | the highest peak in the world no problem guided excursions are now cheaper than ever wow |
1:57.1 | seems like you can really go anywhere and all of your needs will be catered to without any repercussions |
2:02.5 | or exponential cost to the environment I even saw that they do titanic submarine tours now |
2:08.8 | didn't read the article but it does sound fun anyway good episode bye |
2:17.2 | overtourism is a big messy problem oh dang sorry the script keeps going and these are blank but |
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