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Some More News

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🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I didn't see you. I was just doing a little tinkering, you know, fiddling about, puddling a bit of meddling with like...
0:29.0	the laws of nature and such, and B.D. As you may remember, I made my own news AI a few months ago using nothing but my ingenuity,
0:36.0	an Amazon Alexa, and allegedly the brain of a moose, and it went pretty well. Just okay. It could be better, which is why I did a bit more work and am happy to present...
0:45.0	Code E2.0!
0:48.0	Well, the interface is basically the same. I did a major upgrade in the hardware area, specifically I added a little bit of myself into the programming in order to make it a bit more critical and assessment of large corporations and boards and things like that.
1:01.0	And yes, before you ask, I mean that I literally put some of my own brain in there. It's fine though. Remember how I said NPD? I already had the hardware needed for digitizing brain matter, so it was pretty easy.
1:12.0	Except, a small part of my brain is missing, and there's a wound on the back of my head, and for some reason I cry every time I see the color purple now, the color, not the movie, any who...
1:19.0	it should reflect my contempt for companies like Amazon.
1:22.0	Now playing Shivers by Ed Sheeran.
1:25.0	Nope, cancel that! Nobody asked you to do that.
1:28.0	Point is, along with allegedly being part moose, and very much still in Alexa. Code E is now part me!
1:35.0	I want to shut my pants at the dentist.
1:38.0	Ah, that must be the moose part. That's not the code-y part. Okay, well you know the deal. Maybe you don't actually, so here's the deal.
1:48.0	I'm gonna give Code E some kind of systemic problem, or general question concerning America, and Code E will calculate an easy and often obvious solution that we could implement today.
1:58.0	So like, if someone with power money happens to be watching this, perhaps they could take the solution suggested here and run with it in a meaningful way.
2:05.0	Alright, Code E, are you ready for your first problem?
2:09.0	I desire an entire pumpkin.
2:11.0	That could actually be the moose or me. There's no telling with that one. Okay, first problem.
2:16.0	Instant care is ridiculously unaffordable in the United States. Is there a way to change that?
2:23.0	Processing, processing.
2:25.0	Processing.
2:26.0	Right, I still gotta put more RAM into this thing, or I don't... hummingbirds are fast, so maybe I can cram a bunch.
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