SMN: All The Freaks Who Want To Be The Next Trump

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🗓️ 22 August 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Hi. It's Republican primary debate season! Ungghhhh.......... sfhkjsahvj... Anyway, here's a look at some of the giant weirdos who think they can beat Trump and BE Trump and not inspire their political party to want to hang them. Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VsJ5gEek_ZJnAgsz4-5NZLF0fDwkYDbFUFHrzfessLY/edit?usp=sharing Check out our MERCH STORE: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/somemorenews SUBSCRIBE to SOME MORE NEWS: https://tinyurl.com/ybfx89rh Subscribe to the Some More News and Even More News audio podcasts: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ebqegozpFt9hY2WJ7TDiA?si=5keGjCe5SxejFN1XkQlZ3w&dl_branch=1 Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/SomeMoreNews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/SomeMoreNews/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SomeMoreNews/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@somemorenews If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Go to https://drinkAG1.com/MORENEWS. That’s https://drinkAG1.com/MORENEWS. Go to https://eightsleep.com/MORENEWS and save $150 on the Pod Cover by Eight Sleep. That’s the best offer you’ll find, but you must visit https://eightsleep.com/MORENEWS for $150 off. Eight Sleep currently ships within the USA, Canada, the UK, select countries in the EU, and Australia. Leave summer stress behind and upgrade your CBD. Go to https://NextEvo.com/MORENEWS to get 25% off + a FREE bottle of Premium Pure CBD ($50 value, limit 1 use per customer). Sign up for a $1/month trial period at https://shopify.com/morenews (all lowercase) to take your retail business to the next level today.

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome. Nice to see you all today. I'm Cody Johnston, moderator of the 325th annual
0:08.8	Warmbow debate, sponsored by SkinCola. Taste the flesh. Thank you. We have two candidates this
0:16.0	evening, incumbent Warmbow and challenging candidates, Warmbow. Warmbow? Warmbow? Mr. Cody?
0:23.7	For the sake of clarity tonight, I will refer to Warmbow as Warmbow Warmbow and the other
0:28.4	Warmbow as Warmbow Warmbow Warmbow. We will begin with a question for Warmbow Warmbow.
0:33.8	Warmbow Warmbow, you are opponent Warmbow Warmbow Warmbow claims that you're not Warmbow
0:38.2	enough to be Warmbow. How do you respond? Are you talking to me? I don't freaking know, man. What
0:48.0	are we even doing? Am I, am I dead? Is this hell? Nothing is wrong with the Cody. This is
0:55.3	all completely normal. On second thought, this is all completely normal. Moreover, I really want to
1:01.9	drink some skin right now. Additionally, I want to talk about the first Republican primary debate,
1:07.8	which will also be a completely normal event. Just like this one, is my eye bleeding.
1:19.2	All the GOP freaks running for president will be right back with more Warmbow's. But first,
1:24.9	an entire episode of some more news. And here's some more news. The first Republican primary
1:30.3	debate is happening on August 23rd in the horny city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Home of perhaps
1:35.8	blue ribbon. Congratulations on that one world's fair prize. I don't have a world's fair prize.
1:41.0	Do you? Anyway, super depressing stuff. I haven't even started the episode, but I'm already
1:46.4	very sad. Deep, deep inside my chest ball. Election seasons are, after all, an ever-lengthening
1:54.4	and crushing darkness in which we're only allowed brief guests for the air in which a better world
1:59.9	feels possible. But now we're back in the sad hole. And this year, the RNC is at least shaking
2:06.9	things up by allowing full contact oil wrestling. I'm so sorry. That's okay. They changed some debate
2:14.0	rules to make them more exclusive. This year, each candidate has to gain donations from 40,000
2:20.0	national contributors and also pull above 1%. But more importantly, they also have to sign a pledge
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