SMITE! Why 'My Pillow Guy' Got Banned From Twitter

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Listen in as we discuss why ‘My Pillow Guy’ got banned from Twitter, how Qanon is dealing with their loss now, and the latest infuriating news in politics. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello humans this is God. This is God. Today on the God pop. Why my pillow guy got banned from Twitter?
0:15.8	Q and on moves the goalpost yet again and so much more. I'm here today with the
0:22.1	God Squad. Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Moses. How's it going everyone?
0:27.0	Hey, fam.
0:28.0	Hello. Pretty good. It's Wednesday, happy hump day.
0:31.0	Oh, well, I guess this comes out on Thursday.
0:34.7	Damn it, God!
0:36.7	They're going to think you're not perfect.
0:38.8	They're going to think you didn't just like record this and then immediately send it to the
0:42.4	Internet. It will get edited today though, so maybe we record this and then immediately send it to the internet.
0:42.8	It will get edited today though, so maybe we can release it on Hump Day.
0:46.3	Uh, no.
0:47.6	No.
0:48.6	No, all right. Okay. No, no. We already have a new episode out today
0:50.9	about the Bernie meme apocalypse with Victor Vaccine.
0:54.0	Victor Vaccine, I think his name is actually Vinny.
0:57.0	Huge success.
0:58.0	Everyone loved Vinny vaccine given Kevin COVID the whatfer.
1:04.3	Excellent.
1:04.9	The whatfer.
1:05.6	We have so many great characters on this show.
1:08.2	Yeah.
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