Smash, Marry, Kill

Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we had our listeners send in their best question for the classic game of “Smash, Marry, Kill” - and we did our best to give our most reasonable answers. To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwichYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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