Smartest Person in the Room (w/ Guy Branum)
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the wickedly smart Guy Branum to talk about catching up on past seasons of Drag Race, his undying obsession with Marcia Marcia Marcia, and what it’s really like having Charro as a scene partner. The trio dives into Heated Rivalry, TV recs, Jean Smart kissing him on the head, AI-written jokes, and how to truly sleep like a champion (with a CPAP machine). Things get messy fast as Guy recounts getting scabies from a stranger on Halloween, Dipper reveals helping an unnamed RuGirl get STI treatment pre-Drag Race, and Meatball clears her name after being falsely accused of giving someone chlamydia.
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, baby we got a wild, smart one for you this week. That's right. We're talking about thick forearms and quippy jokes. We talk all about what's going on in the comedy scene. Hollywood. Being smart. Red carpet fashion. We play opinions. That's right. And guess what? We've got them. Guy Branham. Oh. And we got him too. Guy Brann's in the show. Yeah, you dumb fucks. |
| 0:24.1 | Enjoy this episode. What? We've got him. Guy Bradham. Oh. And we got him too. |
| 0:21.6 | Guy Braden's in the show. |
| 0:23.1 | Yeah, you dumb fuck. |
| 0:24.1 | Enjoy this episode. |
| 0:25.3 | Open your brains. |
| 0:26.0 | Learn a little something. |
| 0:31.0 | What? |
| 0:31.6 | What? |
| 0:32.3 | I was just waiting for a 10. |
| 0:33.4 | The kids need you to go pick them up. |
| 0:35.3 | Kids! |
| 0:39.7 | M. |
| 0:40.7 | Oh. |
| 0:41.7 | M. |
| 0:42.7 | Mom! |
| 0:45.2 | When first choice is a big old bus. |
| 0:48.5 | You turn around a boom. |
| 0:50.1 | You end up with us. |
| 0:51.8 | These seconds. |
| 0:54.6 | Oh, Tiva. |
| 0:56.2 | Three, two, one. |
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