Smart House
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Join your hosts Luke Westaway and Andy Farrant for their brand new podcast Mom Can’t Cook! in which they attempt to salvage something, anything from the fact that they’ve watched every single Disney Channel Original Movie from the late 90s and early 2000s.
This week’s movie is Smart House, in which a young boy wins an intelligent house of the future, which starts off by stealing some of his blood, and then things go downhill from there.
If you’ve watched Smart House and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a lebracon who plays basketball |
| 0:08.7 | come to my smart house |
| 0:11.1 | keep my alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello and welcome to mom can't cook a decom, I'm another of the host, but Luke, what is, a decom? |
| 0:34.5 | Those are just letters to me, I don't know what they mean. |
| 0:37.0 | D.com stands for Disney Channel Original Movie, and this podcast is... |
| 0:42.0 | This podcast, no, no no wait, don't go. This podcast is dedicated to |
| 0:46.4 | excavating exploring Disney Channel original movies through the late 90s and early naughties. |
| 0:53.7 | I'm not leaving. |
| 0:54.4 | I was just there's something over on the other side of the room I need to go and check on. |
| 0:57.6 | So that's why I'm walking towards the door. |
| 0:59.6 | Yeah, okay. |
| 1:00.6 | I'm going over. |
| 1:01.6 | I'm just going over. Have you checked on it yet? |
| 1:03.0 | I'll be back, I promise. |
| 1:05.0 | He should have come back. |
| 1:09.0 | I am back, I'm back. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh, he's back, he's back. |
| 1:11.0 | Disney Channel Original Movies. |
| 1:12.8 | But Luke, we are both adult men. |
| 1:14.4 | Why are we talking about movies for children from the past? |
| 1:17.6 | Oh, I see. We're going right there, are we? |
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