Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off, swirly.

It's the toast.

They sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday

that feels like a fucking Friday bitch

because we're fucking celebrating.

Jackson Glott is coming to town.

Jackson Glott is coming to town. Jackson Glott is coming to town jacks and glott is coming to town jacks and glott is coming to town that's right we're singing

synchronicitously because jacks and glott are coming to town hey jacks how you turn um turn good i am in new york city

the big city slicker big city sl. Look at me all black. Actually,

she's a tiny little, fragile little city slicker. Oh, tiniest. She can't even see. She's like

too precious to walk down these streets. You are too precious to walk down these streets.

I always was. Like even when I lived here, I was not the elk of New Yorker. You were not made for cities looking.

And now, like a fish out of water, I'll take an Uber.

I'd never know you weren't a big New York City gal with your all black outfit, your slick back bun.

She's cosplaying.

She's doing what she does best.

She's larking as a New Yorker today.

I am, even though I'm a New Yorker, which is so crazy.

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