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🗓️ 26 March 2025
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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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0:00.0 | Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. |
0:09.8 | It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. |
0:14.8 | It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. |
0:20.0 | We'll start your day off, swirly. |
0:22.2 | It's the toast. |
0:24.1 | I sound amazing. |
0:25.9 | Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. |
0:27.8 | It is hump day. |
0:29.3 | And I literally feel like a humpback whale. |
0:31.5 | So things I did that, hey, Jack, I had earned. |
0:33.9 | She's celebrating. |
0:35.2 | She's on brand. |
0:37.2 | Hey, Turtaleau. I'm doing good. I didn't even realize |
0:39.6 | it was hump day because like my week is split in two because today I'm traveling. It's a travel |
0:44.0 | day. Hence why I look the way I do. I'm not even wearing shoes. It's just a mess. She's so crazy. |
0:51.1 | And I'm getting my hair cut tonight so I didn't do my hair. So it's just like one of those |
0:56.0 | like travel day episodes where Chris Appleton comes in and tells you you're ugly. Yeah, I do want to say |
1:00.5 | like upon seeing you this morning, like I thought you looked totally beautiful. Oh my God, thank you. |
1:04.7 | I mean, I did like do all my makeup and like it's like I brushed my hair and put it in a bun. I guess, I don't know. It's the lack of shoes that's throwing me off. |
1:11.7 | But I'm able to sit crisscross applesauce and I'm cozy as heck. |
1:16.6 | I don't wear shoes all the time on the show. |
1:18.2 | Like, as long as you're wearing socks, you're in the clear. |
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