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Hi, Burdness. Hi. Happy indictment.

Dayweek. Something maybe.

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Indicemen E. Yes. Ooh, I'll atingle.

Yes, I know. I know. I can hardly wait to go under that tree.

I love your tweet, too, on the same, you know,

premises that we'd just read. Maga Creetans who are seriously underestimating the number of Americans who will be dancing with joy

if Trump isn't dited. You won't kill that buzz. You brainless clowns.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

What did someone say? Our main danger is running out of booze.

Yeah. Yeah. They're all like, oh, wait a minute. You see the number of people who flood the streets and shut things down and all of that.

I'm like, shut up. You're not. You're not going to, you know what?

You're not going to even have your scooters charged up in time.

Sorry. Yes, Eric Erickson was one of the so nice they named him twice.

Yes. He tweeted, the people who want to lock him up do not appreciate the backlash to arresting Trump that'll happen.

And you said appreciate it. I'm looking forward to it. A bunch of backwards-ass bumble-

shooting themselves in the- trying to defend their orange god in a New York City where at least 75% of the people-

hate Trump. Yeah, I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. There will be lines and lines of people standing there just pointing and laughing

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