Hello, Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers, and this is a podcast about sex.

First up, I wanted to apologize for the quality of last week's audio.

Truly don't know what happened. We were in a controlled environment. It sounded like we were at the beach.

I think it's fix, question mark. But I am doing everything i can to remedy the situation secondly there's this

segment i used to do on the pod um in which i retell stories submitted by listeners uh like successes

and failures in and out of the bedroom, but like sex-based.

And it was inspired because this listener who's a new listener who's going back and listening

to the pod episodes from the beginning sent me there, the story of their first time.

And it is kind of funny and cute.

So let's see if we can bring back.

Tales from the book of suck and fuck.

Okay.

So this person is, okay, from Australia taking a, they were on a family trip in Canada.

And he was talking to a guy in Grindr, an older daddy

who was maybe mid-30s.

Okay, go straight to hell.

Go straight to hell.

But I guess this person's in their early 20s.

But this daddy had salt and pepper hair and was absolutely hot and out of my league.

Anyway, I organized to sleep with him

in my hotel room the room that i shared with my folks and my brother while my family went to a movie

um they left me behind because i was quote unquote sick i met up with the guy in the lobby we went up to

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