Welcome to Made Up Stories. My name is Noah. Made Up Stories is the best podcast ever. Tell your friends.

Okay, Jesse, what do you want in tonight's made-up story?

I want there to be a race car that is fastest in the world and they can spray mud at other people's

race cars and they can only fit someone like Jesse alien.

Okay, so Jesse wants a race car that's the fastest in the world, and it makes mud go in other race cars.

Jonah, what do you want in this story?

I want a kid named Joe.

And Jonah wants a kid named Joe.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, there were two kids named Jonah and Jesse.

And Jonah and Jesse, they lived with a circus, and they would always travel wherever the circus traveled.

And Jonah and Jesse's job was to take care of the elephants in the circus.

And there was one special elephant that was especially Jonah and Jesse's friend.

And that elephant was named Slumpy.

And the reason the elephant was named Slumpy is because it had a long trunk, much longer than a regular elephant's trunk, like nose,

and it slumped all the way to the ground.

And Jonah and Jesse, they had some big sponges that they would use to clean the elephant and to give it a sponge bath.

Jonah and Jesse would sometimes get to go on elephant rides, and there was a ladder that they would

climb up to get to the top of the elephant. And when they were on the

elephant, Jesse had a big, long stick. And at the end of the stick, he had a string. And Jesse

put a piece of celery on the string in front of Slumpy the elephant. And and Slumpy the Elephant would see it in front of him,

and he would go wherever Jesse was pointing with his stick and string.

And so Jesse and Jonah were really good at taking care of Slumpy the Elephant.

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