Slugs (Ft. Michael Shanks)
Shut up a Second
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sanspans Radio, Australia's least coherent podcast network. |
| 0:05.7 | Hey, let's talk about it. |
| 0:07.4 | Let's have that discussion. |
| 0:09.1 | Who's the best? |
| 0:10.3 | Sanspans Radio or Planet Broadcasting? |
| 0:13.0 | Want to find out? |
| 0:13.9 | I sure do. |
| 0:14.8 | I sure hope I picked the right podcast network to work for. |
| 0:17.7 | Well, on February 20th, we're doing a live plumbing the Death Star and then pitting Sants' Pants Against Planet Broadcasting in a game show to end all game shows hosted by yours truly and Dave Warnocky. And look, this is all very exciting, but it's not the main point of the event. Australia is currently being ravaged by bushfires and we want to do our part. So all ticket sales will be donated to Wildlife |
| 0:37.6 | Victoria, so not only will you be able to see two titans of industry go head to head, you'll also be providing support and relief to the people, putting their lives in the line for Australia's wildlife. Head to sandspansradio.com slash live to grab your tickets, ASAP, and come and see if I picked the right network or if I fucked up monumentally. |
| 0:58.1 | Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson, |
| 1:03.1 | B. I'm Zoe B. I'm Michael Shanks and unprepared for us to start this podcast. |
| 1:05.6 | Today's topic is Slugs! |
| 1:06.4 | Whoa! |
| 1:15.8 | Oh, thank God you knew what the topic was Because I was like, did we agree? |
| 1:17.8 | No, I pulled an Adam Con of Rale |
| 1:19.5 | And just picked one out of my ass. |
| 1:21.2 | No, I say that. |
| 1:21.9 | Picked a slug out of your ass! |
| 1:25.2 | Okay, let's call that our opening hypothetical, which orifice would be the worst to pull slugs from? Ere. Ere. I. Okay. Each, you've all picked the face. I say pee-hole, but let's go. Let's explore each. Let's get eyes. Why is that bad? Because you have to be so close to it. They're the windows to your soul and I don't want to slug on my soul. And also the eye hole. Wait, out of like tear ducts. Teard duct or like the socket and just... I feel like I've seen footage. Maybe it's in a movie. Maybe it's real. Of like a sort of like a leech on somebody's eye. And I know that's attack attaching from the outside, but I feel like, I have a thing where I can, |
| 2:02.3 | because you know, |
| 2:03.0 | your whole like nasal eyes, |
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