Slow Walker, Talker, Or Eater?
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And today is the day that we do our random, would you rather question 206, 803 Rock. |
| 0:03.5 | I'm going to start with one for you guys. |
| 0:04.9 | That way you guys can get an idea how this thing works. |
| 0:07.4 | So, all right. |
| 0:09.1 | Let's just say that you have a partner in crime, a new partner, right? |
| 0:14.5 | Would you rather be with a slow talker, a slow walker, or a slow eater. Those are the options. For me, it's a no-brainer. Me as well. Me as well. The slow eater. I'm going slow eater. Slow eater every time. Slow eater. Absolutely. Because I'm with one. You're with a slow eater? Oh, yeah. Well, I'm a very slow eater. So for me, this is perfect. |
| 0:38.1 | Doggone it. |
| 0:38.5 | Yes. |
| 0:39.6 | I love it. |
| 0:41.3 | What's wrong with you people? |
| 0:44.0 | Well, I don't, you know, look, I just, it's not a race. So for me, like, a meal time. I think it depends on the meal, though. like if it's the weekend and I've made breakfast for some reason that gets eaten pretty quickly |
| 0:38.3 | but especially if it's hot yeah like eggs cool down quickly and all that kind of thing so I do |
| 0:43.1 | tend to shovel those down. I've slowed down only because I'm getting older and you have more indigestion issues. I chew more. But yeah, I definitely chew more. That's one thing, man. But honestly, eat slow. My daughter eats extremely slowly. So after 14 years, I think I've just learned to deal with it. But in no way, is she going to out-eat-eat-any-capacity? It's ridiculous. The good news is, when you have kids, and they order their remedial food item, chicken strips and french fries, you go, hey, you can bring those out with the appetizers. You can bring those out first. Absolutely. You can bring that out. If you want to go back there and I got an extra one sitting in the window, just take it. But the problem is when you order something like pizza and to bring the pizza out at the same time. And like I said, my daughter has a very odd way of eating it. But even in her odd methodology, she's still very slow about the process of eating. So if we |
| 1:49.4 | could say like two medium or two large pizzas, everyone else is put down about four slices, |
| 1:53.8 | right? You are full. She's on slice one about halfway done, but she wants two. So inevitably, |
| 2:18.8 | it's like, listen, baby, seriously, man, we're taking a rest of them. She's like, I'm like, not here. Yes. When we get home, see, that's not a bad thing. I think it is. Now, I would almost rather be with a slow talker than someone who takes forever, regardless of the speed of their speech, to get to their point. So if it takes you a long time to get from point A to point B, where you, you know, you hear the guy that calls |
| 2:23.3 | in a long story short, and we all go, oh no. You're lying. Oh, no. It's going to take forever. |
| 2:28.7 | Yeah. I'd almost rather be with a slow talker than someone who just takes forever to get to whatever point, story, whatever they're talking about. But I think there's a difference. Yeah, if you have a point that you are going to make, I don't mind if you speak slowly. I'll get all the details. That's it. If you speak at a regular pace, but I'm beginning to wonder like like, does this story end? That drives me crazy. |
| 2:51.4 | I mean, I have a buddy. His wife's a bit of a slow talker. Yeah. But she makes very good points. |
| 2:55.9 | That's it. But I have just, over the last year or two, I have made a conscious effort to just be like, just keep your head in the game. Yeah, right. |
| 2:47.5 | She's actually super intelligent and makes great points. |
| 2:52.1 | But like with me and my buddies, we get going. |
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