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100% Eat

Sloppy SLOP & the EMPTY Pie %% KFC Matty's Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

CHICKENLESS KFC?!?! This slop bowl hardly stays together and it's kind of like the IDEA of poutine? These Chick'n Pigs are gettin after it. Toothy can't stop Our Heroes. FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th! Send in your Food Court crimes NOW and join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

McDonald's wraps, all flavor, no mess.

0:02.7

No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt. No crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard. Just all the flavor of sweet chili chicken, barbecue and bacon chicken and new Tika chicken. Rapped up neat. Served after 11 AM, Tika Chicken Wrap available until the 13th July 26. Feeze Applied to delivery orders, subject to availability. Welcome to 100% eat. The show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. Probably do. Question mark. I'm your host Michael Jones. I want to excite my co- is Jordan Swears. Jordan, how are you? I'm feeling quite good today on this day. Why the fuck are you feeling good? Why wouldn't I be feeling good? It's a good day.

0:38.7

It's a great day.

0:40.9

Oh, wait.

0:41.8

I just remember. It's pretty un-American what you're saying.

0:43.6

Oh, I thought you were talking about the KFC we ate.

0:46.8

That's also, that also might be un-American.

0:51.3

Kentucky, you're out of here.

0:55.8

He turned it into like a muffler.

0:58.2

That's a hard part.

0:59.2

I'm the car outside.

1:01.6

He's been making all kinds of face noises today.

1:04.0

Yeah.

1:04.3

Face noise.

1:05.0

Okay.

1:05.3

Yeah.

1:05.8

Getting over, getting sick.

1:06.9

I'm a car.

1:07.8

He was fucking munching.

1:10.7

I'm munching. Mawing? I don't't know Trying to think of a good word For what you were doing And what the food is He was maw in his way Through that Were you globing? I don't know It wasn't globing It's too dry to glob It was pretty dry It was it was he was just like He was funneling and he was just chomping. And he's just

1:29.6

gone, I, it has been, the whole, I was like, wow, you're really breathing through your nose over

1:35.6

there. It's like, the whole last two weeks, like being sick, getting over it and then going,

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