Slop Quest 58: Stupid Passwords

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest

Originally recorded on 12.03.24

Ryan shuts down Andy’s Rowdy Uncle Ronnie’s Rude and Raunchy Christmas. Then he rips apart Andy’s new breath strip and insists he begin nose workouts. A concerned fan reaches out about Ryan’s violent behavior and it gets spooky and funny. Then they cover the history of Presidential Pardons. After that they uncover an amazing social media scandal that involves one of Aaron’s favorite accounts!

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0:00.0	Welcome back.
0:07.5	Everybody, this is SlopQuest, the number one filthy podcast in the Americas.
0:13.2	The New World, some may say.
0:15.1	I'm your host, Ryan O'Neill.
0:16.8	This is my co-host.
0:17.8	What's your name, brother?
0:18.9	Andrew DeWitt.
0:20.0	All right, and he's got this piece of shit on his fucking nose.
0:23.0	And I'm addicted to it.
0:24.2	I wear it every day.
0:25.1	What does it do for you, dude?
0:27.1	It's the intake breathe strip, dude.
0:29.3	I'm telling you, you're going to get floppy nasal syndrome.
0:31.5	Hey, I'll tell you this, man. I think we should get him as a sponsor because I love the product so much. Yeah, it's not really...
0:38.6	Our show is so popular that we're like, we're going to reach out to you.
0:43.0	We're going to allow you the privilege.
0:45.1	Would you like to be on a show that plays stuff like this?
0:48.7	Lick my balls just like their candy.
0:51.3	La La La La La La La La La La La La La.
0:53.4	Turn it off. Turn it off.
0:54.6	Turn it off.
0:56.4	Don't take my toes away so quickly.
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