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Slop Quest

Slop Quest 56: Cloned

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy can’t get his penis to sit still in his pants and he’s not a fan of a certain of wrestler’s rubber bands. Then they come up with a condiment based super hero show. Then O’Neill finds out something very “wicked” and watches fake documentaries on a blank tv . Andy debates Ryan on the appeal of giant women. Then the boys find out about cloning wooly mammoths and intelligently debate the ethics of cloning. Andy reveals his aversion to stupid people and how he thinks he can “catch it”. Then O’Neill tries to convince Andy that he has an 88 IQ. Then they talk about the bags of shredded million dollar bills they used to sell. O’Neill pranks a company as Garrison Keillor . Then Andy torments O’Neill with clips from “Jamaican Me Horny”. Then the boys come up with a children’s science show. O’Neill has to go to bed with soap all over him. Then Andy’s neighbors get revenge on an awful person. 

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0:00.0

I just looked at my phone and I got the weekly email from Mark Marin about who's on WTF.

0:15.0

Yeah.

0:15.4

And the first name I saw was DeWitt.

0:17.6

I was like, oh no.

0:18.9

Who was it?

0:19.8

Rosemary DeWitt.

0:21.0

Wait, is she still alive?

0:22.6

Is that George Clooney's aunt?

0:24.5

I'm actually, I'm Rosemary's baby.

0:28.9

Rosemary Dewit's baby.

0:30.1

You got a rosemary's duet's baby in your pants.

0:33.1

He said you got uncooperative.

0:35.3

What the fuck?

0:36.5

You want to start over, and start over hey guys welcome

0:39.9

to slop quest i'm your host ryan o'neill this is my co-host andrewitt and in the booth we got

0:45.4

aero oh ho ho ho ho ho ho that's what you're hearing, go to patreon.com slash SlopQuest and use your browser.

1:00.2

Never use the Apple app.

1:02.1

Yeah, and give the gift of SlopQuest this Christmas to friends and family or people you hate.

1:07.6

By going to the Patreon and doing it.

1:13.0

So you have,

1:14.5

you had uncooperative dick syndrome today this morning.

1:18.7

What the heck?

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