Slop Quest 31: Crucified by Chocolate

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andrew has another dream about Killer Kops. Ryan buys vintage toys. Andy’s dad sings him awake as a child . Then the boys discuss the saddest way to go fishing. Then they revisit the logistics of the “dildo in the hotdog bun” routine. Then there’s a lion that only goes pee peat night time. Then there’s an intense neighborhood situation with Aaron. Then Andy finds a Tesla owner who loves Elon too much. Then they talk about Ned Ludd and finally Pelosi gives an incredible speech.

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0:00.0	Now we can start.
0:03.0	Did you just fluff us up by going, hey, we got two guys that are really great.
0:08.0	I did. It was our own hype man.
0:10.0	You're the flavor, flave.
0:12.0	And you're the also the whatever the other guy's name was.
0:16.0	I had a dream about killer cops.
0:18.0	Doesn't shock me.
0:21.0	I gotta be honest with you.
0:22.0	I gotta stop saying you gotta be you gotta drink if you shock me. I gotta be honest with you. I gotta stop saying it gotta be gotta drink if you hear me
0:27.8	What is this now that like let me let me see if I could predict the dream.
0:32.7	Okay.
0:33.4	Killer cops. Yeah.
0:34.5	Biggest movie in the world.
0:36.0	No, that's not.
0:36.6	Chinese love it.
0:37.5	Nope.
0:38.5	It's already made a billion in China.
0:39.5	You're being too literal.
0:40.5	Half a million in, okay. You're not following how dreams actually work.
0:46.2	All right, let me start over. Is it crazy absurd? It was absurd, yeah. Killer cops, the script is actually a person.
0:55.4	No. Why don't you go ahead tell me?
0:57.4	All right. So I dreamt that there was a character in Killer Cops that we had written we were like this character is so good.
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