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Three Bean Salad

Slippers

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

WARNING: chunks of this episode are foul but that’s not the Beans’ fault. The blame squarely lies on the shoulders of Devonshire Megan who bade them discuss slippers. Thoughtfully they soften the blow by veering into Thai massage, ovine mince categorisation and how to tell if Mike is behind a serious crime.

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0:00.0

We've sort of done our pre-chat, but it's all stuff we could never put on the podcast.

0:17.5

What we've done is we've made the mistake of, because we don't know we do this, which

0:20.5

is we've had a pre-chat to the podcast, because the podcast itself really was born out

0:26.7

of the pre-chats we used to do when we would be supposed to be writing together. We'd meet

0:32.6

out, wouldn't we? Yeah. The difference would be, we'd all be in the same room, and you

0:38.8

would be franticating chocolate buttons. Yeah. You specifically, yeah. Mike would be eating

0:44.7

a banana. I would be eating your chocolate buttons. You always offer your chocolate buttons.

0:49.1

But the reason he did that, Mike, is partly out of the fact he's a nice person, but also

0:54.6

because he knows that if we eat something, he's not going to eat the whole bag. Yeah.

0:57.5

Is that what it is? Is that part of the motivation? The wheat we were, you're restrained.

1:02.1

I'm a finisher when it comes to foods I suffer from as finishing syndrome. So if you buy

1:08.2

a loaf of bread, it has to do with that entire loaf of bread. Yeah. In one sitting.

1:13.5

So if I should you into a warehouse with 25,000 eggs in it? Exactly. I just locked the door.

1:18.8

That's one of the reasons you have never seen me in a warehouse, and I'm on strict

1:24.2

doctors or doctors, not never going to a warehouse, or a barn, silo, silo. Any of those large

1:37.9

storage units that we could keep listing all day? I've just got a thing which I've got

1:42.5

to finish it. Is it because you were whole waste or because you just want to finish the

1:48.1

thing? I think. Is it glass on your ethics, I suppose? Is it a question?

1:52.6

Well, I don't know if it's either of this. I think it might be because one of the theories

1:55.7

is because I'm the youngest of three brothers, but I've never, I've never really fully got

2:02.5

on board with this, but there is a theory that Sam, do we need some sort of heart-rending

2:06.8

sort of violin? Yeah. Yeah. Another moving story from me is unspeakably difficult

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