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Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

We are here. Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Here we go.

Hi, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega.

Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where we are recording on YouTube live with our Patreon supporters,

talking about things based on their suggestions.

I am feeling too blessed to be stressed,

to anointed, to be disappointed,

and way too grateful to be hateful.

And with me, per yuge, is my co-host, Gray Haas. Did someone say his name?

Oh, is that a great catchphrase? That is a catchphrase, Halley, that I'm using to combat bad

catchphrases, uh, as you know. And I don't like to name names, but my neighbor, Donovan Gio.

Amy's in Bannonman.

Oh, yeah, Donovan Gio.

I do have this new neighbor, well, Clay has a new neighbor that's named Donovan Gio,

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