The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo! Yo! What's going on, kid?

Not much, how are you? I'm great, ma'am. Good. How was your weekend?

It was good. Anything fun?

Just baseball, busy, everything was good.

Still just sports every weekend. For the last ever many years.

Yes. Yeah, but that's good, right?

Right, I like it. That's a good house, all good.

Was it Dad Weekend or just... No.

So it wasn't Dad Weekend. Mm-hmm.

Which is, I know you said it better.

I mean, they're not better. I'd rather have them.

But I get to see them when I wouldn't normally.

Right. You're happy that they're sports when it's not Dad Weekend.

What about you?

You know, my weekend was still an off-site lease.

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