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Sliding Into DMs For Money

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

A woman will slide into your boyfriend’s DMs for a hefty fee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Back to more of the Kidcratic Morning Show.

0:05.9

I think my wife and my sister don't know that they're on a group text or something.

0:10.7

What are you talking about?

0:11.5

You know, because there's group texts.

0:13.2

And Big Al's been talking about my butt a lot this show.

0:17.3

And I think my wife thinks that my sister just texted her because my sister wrote in

0:22.9

not the little butt comment with laughing and crying face emoji and then my wife chimed in

0:29.3

with it's there but not wide l-o-l I'm in this group chat I see I'm right here y'all

0:37.2

I'm right here y'all just send them the picture you have in your favorites folder. Oh, I send it to Kinsey. Oh, the picture of your butt? Yeah. Okay. Thanks for not sending that to me. Adol's group text. I think I could actually sue you. I think you need to send it to him so he can stop talking about it. No. No. HR said no. I already get scared that I'm going to send the wrong picture to the wrong text all the time. I always fear that. So I try not to send very many things. Or if you screenshot something from the group chat and you're trying to send it to other people in the group chat. Oh my God. It's so embarrassing. We had some oopsies this weekend with that.

1:12.5

Really?

1:13.2

Well, so many group texts going on and you just too much.

1:16.6

Yeah.

1:17.3

Yeah, you accidentally comment in the wrong one.

1:19.5

Oh, that is so bad.

1:22.6

You got a triple and double and triple check that you're in a hurry.

1:26.4

I know.

1:29.3

This is a. Delete, delete delete delete edit and send when your friend starts a group chat but you don't think it's a group chat have you ever

1:34.4

had that it's like my friend sent me a text and i think it's just us too talking and and i'm not

1:41.2

and they're talking about somebody and i'm and you could bring up the other person and they're in that group chat.

1:45.8

It didn't go bad, but it could go really bad. I'm sure it has. Yeah. Tell you how my life has changed. Charlie, seven year old Charlie will ask for my, show, oh, let me look at some pictures. I'm like, here, here's my phone. And she just starts scrolling. but there's nothing in my phone that I need that's bad because there's no picture of J.C.'s

2:01.8

But or anything like that or anybody's butt as far as that's concern.

2:04.7

So... scrolling. But there's nothing in my phone that I need that's bad. Bad. Yeah. Because there's no picture of Jayce's butt or anything like that or anybody's butt as far as that's concerned. So just help yourself. I'm boring. I used to be such a fun. Uh-huh. You had naughty pictures on there? No, but I'm just saying, you know, just party pictures, you know, nothing real bad.

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