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All right, everybody, welcome back to another edition of the tear down my name is jeff

gluck i'm along with jordan bianke we are motorsports writers for the athletic and today

we're here to talk about the darlington race where jordan currently is hopefully no ants there

no no ants jordan no ants in the room with no ants i was told there'd be no ants there. No, no ants in the room with you.

No ants.

I was told there would be no ants and there are no ants.

So we're good.

That's wonderful.

Well,

what an improvement.

It looks like your Wi-Fi is also holding up great there.

So off to an amazing start.

You've had a better weekend than I have.

If anybody's watching this live stream, apologies for the appearance on my nose here. I nerfed it at a five-year-old's birthday party yesterday going down a slide. So I just smash my nose. I need to hear all of the details. I need to get. This is what I care about. This is what I'm here for. This is what I'm here for. You can't bring it up and then not tell me what happened and not make fun of it.

I don about. This is what I'm here for. This is what I'm here for. You can't bring it up and then not tell me what happened and not make fun. I was going down a slide and it is one of those slides where you have to go. It's this place called Slick City is my five-year-old daughter's birthday party. You have to go head first down the slide. I said I'm going to Flick City. It doesn't sound like you're going to a kid's amusement park. I'm just saying that right now. Well, anyway, I went down and there was this one

that's like a jump and I went out to jump and I went bam. And I just smashed my face and my five, my seven year old's with me. And she's like, let's go again, Daddy. And I was like, oh, uh, and I was like, oh, no, I was like, what, it was just happen? I thought I gave myself a concussion or something. Anyway, I thought I was actually going to look a lot worse like than this, but this is the best it's looked in the last 24 hours.

So is a video?

Please tell me there's a video. No, not of me doing it.

Unfortunately, no.

I'm going to call them Slick City.

I'm going to call them and see if I get in my video.

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