Slick Bracer 04 - The Ruby Tooth
Decoder Ring Theatre
Gregg Taylor
4.8 • 661 Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2011
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Take one hard-boiled, poorly cliched private eye, add a mysterious missing artifact and stir in six or seven of history's most culturally insesitive accents since Hogan's Heroes went off the air and you have the recepie for mystery, mayhem and a sweeping apology from our legal department. Here for your dining and dancing pleasure.... the mystery of The Ruby Tooth!
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| 0:00.0 | Slick Bracer, P.I. |
| 0:07.0 | In color. |
| 0:08.0 | Starring Peter Nickle as Slick Bracer. |
| 0:15.0 | And Chris Big Papa Mott as Detective McGillicuddy. |
| 0:20.0 | This episode, Slick Bracer and the Mystery of the Ruby 2. |
| 0:30.9 | If you came to my office on a Tuesday morning, |
| 0:35.4 | you'd find me in my typical hard-boiled, poorly cliched private eye pose. |
| 0:40.0 | My feet propped up on my desk and my eyes covered by a thin, protective epidermal membrane. |
| 0:46.3 | The blaring of the phone shot me out of my nap like a carp out of a medieval-style crossbow. |
| 0:51.0 | I figured my secretary Mildred would answer it, so I lit a ring. |
| 0:54.8 | I was kind of thirsty, so I reached |
| 0:56.2 | into my desk for my bottle and drank from it. |
| 0:58.8 | I was feeling a little blue, and I... |
| 1:00.6 | Oh, that's fountain pinn ink. |
| 1:04.7 | I walked out to the front office to see if Mildred had any of my |
| 1:09.5 | messages for me. She was still on the phone, and I opened the door just in time to see if Mildred had any of my messages for me. |
| 1:14.4 | She was still on the phone, and I opened the door just in time to hear, say... I'm sorry, Snick's not... |
| 1:15.9 | Mildred! I swear, the next time you say slick snot, |
| 1:20.2 | I'll staple a fur coat to your head and toss you in the middle of a pita meeting. |
| 1:25.1 | Uh-huh. Anyway, like I was saying, sick's not available right now. |
| 1:31.7 | I've worked with Mildred |
| 1:33.0 | ever since I started my PI business, |
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