Sliced Bread
Secretly Incredibly Fascinating
Alex Schmidt
4.7 • 773 Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sliced bread, known for being tasty. |
| 0:03.9 | Thymus for being the best thing since it's all, I guess, nobody thinks much about it, |
| 0:09.4 | so let's have some fun. |
| 0:10.9 | Let's find out why sliced bread is secretly incredibly fascinating. Hey, hey, hey there, folks, hey there, Cipelopods. |
| 0:36.4 | Welcome to a whole new podcast episode, a podcast all about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is. My name's Alex Schmidt and I'm not alone because I'm joined by my co-host Katie Golden, Katie. Yes. What is your relationship to or opinion of sliced bread? I mean, I like it. |
| 0:55.3 | I am a big toast person. |
| 0:58.4 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:59.4 | Italy is not the best place to be a sliced bread fan. |
| 1:02.4 | There's a lot of really amazing bread. |
| 1:05.0 | Not a lot of like amazing sliced bread, I got to say. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:08.3 | In the U.S. you go to a grocery store and they have about 100 types of |
| 1:11.7 | sliced bread that you can get. That doesn't exist here. Some might say that it leads to a more |
| 1:16.6 | peaceful life where you're not always thinking about what kind of slice bread to get. But personally, |
| 1:22.1 | I like freedom. And to me, freedom is being able to choose between 100 different types of slice bread. |
| 1:30.6 | I learned a really interesting thing about slice bread a few weeks ago, |
| 1:35.1 | which is that if it smells like nail polish remover, it's, it is bad. |
| 1:42.6 | It has gone bad. |
| 1:44.1 | Nail polish remover. Yeah. So like it can have an acetone smell. I thought I was worried that I had like gone crazy or something. So I had Brett take a whiff of it. And he's like, that's awful. Why would you make me smell that? I was like, well, I was just checking. I'm like, going, losing it. Like that my nose isn't just suddenly decided that. I was like, well, I was just checking, sure I'm not going, losing it, like that my nose |
| 2:02.5 | just suddenly decided that bread smells like acetone. But yeah, it's, yeah, it was bad. |
| 2:08.6 | So that was something, I didn't realize that could happen to bread. I found that out because that |
| 2:13.7 | only happened a couple weeks ago. I'm on like a little hiatus from bread until the trauma of the weird smelling bread goes away. |
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