This is a sleepycast lost episode by the more fin-shitty jobs featuring

Stamper psychic pebbles Johnny Utah

O'Neigh and spaz kid my name is captain dickhead my penis is curly like a pig tail

You can pull it forward and it springs back into place

Talk about shitty jobs work

Anyways what time I worked a shitty job. Well, what are you cool topic to talk about?

Shut up, fuck that a little. It's a good thing. All right. Let's talk about shitty jobs shitty jobs

Let's talk about jobs we've had okay me

Being what I am I've only had one job and that job was working on the phones

It's a scholastic toy selling and what are you Corey? I was a phone solicitor

Whoa, and I sold toys to people hate you. Oh, man

I still toys to like help us old ladies and let me just tell you how diabolical we were

People these old ladies these triple ladies would call us up. They'd be like I want a dollhouse for my granddaughter

And I'm gonna be okay. I'll be $500 because you're shipping from Canada and we charge like thousands of dollars

from Canada for dollhouses and we we told them like oh we make them with real American cherry wood and all we did was make them and fucking factories

But it's like it was where they real American cherry wood in factories though. No, it was fake wood

But we told him like yeah, well, we'll give you that but basically

It's kind of like you know when you trust a toy like a bookstore like scholastic sells books and fucking old people know about books all the way back

Because the glass has been around forever. Yeah, they sell toys and so since they already trust the bookstore

They don't feel like going into a rest so they call up

Scholastic so hey can we need toys so I would work on the phones for toys and I did that and the pay was shit

But it was like working on the phones is horrible because I had this one bitch who would limo on my shoulder and

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