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🗓️ 3 August 2015
⏱️ 342 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is the sleepycast season finale featuring |
0:03.6 | Stamper, Rice Pirate, O'Neigh, Psychic Pebbles, Spaz Kid, Nile, Johnny Utah, and Tom Fulp. |
0:13.5 | My name is not really Captain Dickhead. I have been living the lie. All my stories, |
0:20.8 | everything I've ever said, it is a lie. One day the truth will be revealed, but not today. |
0:28.8 | Today I have a doctor's appointment because my paper is coming out like cottage cheese. |
0:36.0 | See you in another lie. |
0:40.4 | There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet, unavoidable to sense. |
0:47.6 | A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. |
0:52.2 | Very deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight. |
0:57.1 | Lies a quint little cabin, and in that cabin. |
1:00.8 | This is the season finale! |
1:02.8 | God, it's the season finale! |
1:05.2 | It's a sleepycast season finale! |
1:07.9 | God, fuck! |
1:11.5 | Now he's gonna move. |
1:12.4 | Good to see you. |
1:14.1 | I just have to see you. |
1:18.3 | More powerful than a grizzly, more agile than a cougar, |
1:21.9 | with reflexes faster than two cobras combined. |
1:26.0 | It is the evolutionary bridge between man and beast, and Sasquatch. |
1:31.0 | Enter the domain of the North American sex watch, |
1:34.4 | towering nearly one and a half inches over the typical brownstone Sasquatch. |
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