Sleepwalking Through Trevor Noah's House

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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New Merch Out Now! https://badfriendsmerch.com Thank you to our Sponsors: https://www.betterhelp.com/badfriends & https://www.doordash.com code: badfriends2021 & https://www.stitchfix.com/badfriends & http://buyraycon.com/badfriends YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTubeAudio Subscribe: https://apple.co/31Jsvr2 Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com 0:00 Santino's Tour Dates 1:50 Asians Put Salt on Fruit 3:15 Bobby's Hot Dog Story 5:30 Rudy Likes Bert & Tom Better Than Bobby & Andrew 9:00 Replacing Rudy 10:08 Rudy's Sleeping Condition 16:24 Theo Von & Andrew Schulz Call Out Bobby & Andrew 24:21 Trevor Noah's House 30:02 Do You Want a $26M House? 32:59 Hitting People with Your Car 40:19 Bobby's Racist Encounter 47:24 Young Bobby and Andrew Drug Experiences 52:39 Bobby was Possessed by Demon 1:01:27 Sleepwalking 1:05:58 Loneliest Woman in the World 1:12:00 Rudy Goes to College 1:14:00 Living in the Moment More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantinoTwitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Jenna Sunde, Joseph Faria, Andrés Rosende This video contains paid promotion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	merch we got that merch baby look at that listen um the other day I was watch a
0:06.0	walk around the house and uh jewels was wearing or Rudy was wearing this sweatshirt
0:10.0	and I saw the bag and it made you put joy in my heart. There's joy in her heart. Rudy put down
0:16.4	those knives this is an authentic bad friends sweatshirt. That's right and if you want to be cool
0:23.0	go to badfriendsmerch.com or if you're on YouTube look down below there's all the on the merch
0:27.7	bar you can click on one of those sweaters uh down below or whatever else we got there uh and
0:32.5	buy yourself a Rudy hoodie. Also I'm gonna be Salt Lake City uh Dallas uh Houston Boston Atlantic
0:40.8	City um and then a bunch of other stuff go to Andrewsantina.com for dates Andrewsantina.com
0:47.2	for dates I'm on tour yeah and I'm gonna be nowhere you're not doing standup yet yep come see me
0:55.0	live Andrewsantina.com you two are bad friends who are these two idiots
1:01.4	Asian dudes YouTube are disgusting. Oh you two are something bad friends watermelon
1:09.2	chica hi watermelon chica hi guy he loves fruit what a man who is that Harry style he loves
1:18.1	the fruit well is watermelon pussy what is watermelon pussy yeah because that
1:23.8	colline goes maybe it has to do with genitals what a man sugar yeah well can you but there's no sugar
1:30.6	in vagina yeah there is no it's the good ones are sweet I know I guess when you know what there
1:37.9	was a picture of like a when a man goes back I think in watermelon no in pussy yeah it's so
1:44.3	much more salt yeah yeah yeah salt black sugar it's like a sure you know what it is it's like one of
1:48.9	those you know how like Asians that they they like to put salt on their apple have you ever had to try that what you
1:54.6	never yeah because it whenever a kalella makes like fruits she puts salt on an apple make fruit but she
2:00.1	slices the fruit right right and she's she'll just put sprinkles salt on it I've never do you do that
2:07.0	yeah she um you know what she said to me she goes when I came home last week wait time out before
2:12.9	you get into that in my life I've never heard of not just on a fruit not apple it's more mango and
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