Do you know that Paul Rudd has never even been nominated for any part of an egot? That can't be true. It is true. I looked it up. I just looked it up. I get the Oscar thing and I get the Grammy thing. But I was thinking about like the Emmys. He was on Friends and Parks and Recreation as a guest star. Yeah. And he did not get nominated for either of them. I think that's what this Netflix show is about, right? It is, but I watched it and it wasn't that good.

No! a guest star. Yeah. And you'd not get nominated for either of them. I think that's what this Netflix show is about, right?

It is, but I watched it and it wasn't that good.

No!

It was fine.

It was fine.

It's not getting nominated for anything.

So we got to focus on the Tonys, is what you're saying.

We got to write a play today.

We'll just put these mics down.

It's a good way to start. What should it be? What should play for Paul Rudby? Maybe he's like a soldier in like a war that's coming like not like it takes place in the future. Oh yeah. Like it's okay. So it's like a dystopian future. Yes. And and and the human race has left clothing in the past. Like we've transcended past clothing. Yes.

And it takes place the whole thing, because it's a stage play, right?

So the whole thing takes place like in an old abandoned library that's been bombed.

It turns out it's the only place on earth with any humans in it.

And it's completely comprised of Broadway divas.

Oh, so it's just Patty Lepone and Bernadette Peters and Liza Minnelly and Audrey

and and everyone's fully clothed except Paul Rudd.

Yes.

Oh, so he's come back from a deeper future.

Like it's a Terminator situation.

So they're in this future.

They haven't transcended past clothes yet.

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