Sleeping with Your Uber Driver (w/ London Hughes)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Comedian London Hughes (Netflix's To Catch a Dick) and Nicole chat about her experience moving to America during a pandemic and race war, sleeping with her Uber driver, doggy style techniques, sucking dick, and pitch their new doomsday movie idea.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:24.0 | Baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | The podcast or Mina Colbeyer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:31.0 | Even though you could, you could replace my nail glue with gum and I would say, |
| 0:40.0 | oh wow, what a treat. This is not durable. |
| 0:43.0 | Anyway, my guest today is the stand-up comedian, writer and actor. |
| 0:49.0 | She's the first British black woman to be nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Festival |
| 0:54.0 | Best Show Award. Her specialty catcher, Dick is available on Netflix |
| 0:58.0 | and also host the podcast London Actually, which tackles all things dating. |
| 1:03.0 | It's London, you don't understand the amount of people that I've told me to come on this |
| 1:12.0 | called Dampokas. |
| 1:14.0 | I literally get, can you only call Why Won't You Date me? |
| 1:18.0 | I'm going to tweet from someone about three or four times a month. So, yeah, I'm so happy to be here. |
| 1:25.0 | Well, you are answering prayers. The children will be rejoicing. |
| 1:30.0 | You're all hating the streets. |
| 1:35.0 | Everyone's happy. |
| 1:37.0 | Do you live in LA? |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah, just moved to February 2020. |
| 1:42.0 | BC before COVID. |
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