Sleeping With The Fishes - EP8

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk what does shit brindle green mean wtf, Chris Aunt met her husband at the Bronx Zoo because a monkey throwing sh*t at him, could you hunt your own food?, lobster stories, Sal has a few goldfish stories, gold fish can recognize their owners, Sals goldfish was murdered, Sal has the corpse of his dead fish to this day!, fish are weird, freezer mishaps and planning a burial for Sals long dead fish, Chris tells some college stories, he does something unthinkable to a vending machine, SKE (sicket kid ever) was Chirssy's old nickname on his college basketball team, Chris does a dare for his teammate and it goes WRONG, Sal gets really scared during an Impractical Jokers bit where they lock him in the trunk of a rental car, being forced to fight on behalf of another person stinks, Chris’ girlfriend gets him into a fight, Sal almost gets jumped by like 20 people defending some lady, DE-nice who macs at the park gets sal into some sh*t, Chris tells a drive thru horror story, road rage is the worst, a truck driver attacked Chris as a child, Sal has a creepy moment during a car accident, BRAINSTORM VS GREEN NEEDLE YANNI VS LAURAL, BAD DATES, Sal has a bizarre first date story that ends with him being told off in email, Chris’ bad date throws herself out of a cab and sprints away with no explanation......HEY BABE Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey babe. Hey babe. Hey babe. Hey babe. How you doing? I'm doing great. I'm drinking some white wine.
0:10.4	With drinks and wine. Why? Drink it some white wine. It's been one of those days where I'm sitting back a little.
0:16.8	I'm shot and I'm having some Vino. Yeah. And I'm having a good time and I've noticed that now
0:21.8	consecutively I've been wearing champion sweatshirts and you've been you know where champion sweatshirts
0:26.4	they're not as sponsored but if they want to be hit us up I'm Chrissy champions. You know what it is. You know what it's about.
0:30.8	Listen and you know what you know what's interesting that color which I love by the way I have an aunt who would refer to that exact color as
0:37.4	brindle shit green. Have you ever heard of that? Never heard of it. She would just say oh what is it? Brindle shit green? Where did she get that? I don't know but I just didn't know if that was like a local New York
0:45.2	thing. That's just one of that's a local my aunt thing. But do you even understand what brindle shit means? But it's that color. I don't know what it is.
0:52.4	Brindle. Brindle shit never heard it. It's my entirety of my lifetime. Brindle. That's what I've heard. Shit brindle. Shit brindle explained. Shit.
1:01.0	So what is it? Having it. Having a light.
1:04.4	Unigamous shade of brown. Unglomerus. Oh, unglomerus. More wine please.
1:12.4	Unigamorous. Unigamorous. So so it's actually. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. My father grew up on the prairies and once
1:22.3	after dying my hair he told me it looked like shit brindle. When I asked him what shit brindle was he
1:27.9	explained that on the prairies when they had a bond to paint they would canvas other area other
1:33.3	area farmers for any leftover paint. When the first paint was finished they would start on the next
1:38.9	pot of paint and what they ended up with was usually a mix of different shades of brown which they
1:44.6	termed shit brindle. The definition of brindle is having a gray or brown streak or a pattern on patchy
1:51.5	coloring. Love my dad to death. So that's it. Never heard of that. What other podcast are they going to get
1:58.6	the explanation of shit brindle right up top. You get educated right up top. You know what's interesting
2:03.3	about that aunt who also use call shit brindle green. She also she does it's like a weird fascination
2:09.2	I guess with poop. She met her husband. Okay. After bronch zoo. They're at the bronch zoo. They didn't
2:15.8	know each other. She was there with her friends. He was there with his friends. A monkey through
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